37 Connectors Missing From iPhone 7

Apple just announced the new iPhone 7 and journalists are falling over themselves, neglecting to mention the following 37 connectors that are not present on the iPhone 7. Are they shilling for Apple?

• 3.5 mm headphone jack
• 1/4 inch headphone jack
• banana plug connector
• XLR audio jack
• RF connector (coaxial)
• BNC (bayonet connector) / SDI (Serial Digital Video)
• RCA connector
• TOSLINK
• S/PDIF
• Speakon
• Euroblock (Phoenix connector)
• DIN/mini-DIN connector (MIDI, PS/2, AT connector, S-Video etc.)
• old 30-pin connector (iPod through iPhone 4s)
• USB micro
• USB mini
• USB-C
• ADB (Apple Desktop Bus)
• DB-25 (Parallel port, used for printers)
• RS-232 (Serial communications port)
• RJ11 (phone plug)
• Cat 5 (ethernet cable)
• SCSI
• HDBaseT
• VGA
• Composite video
• Component RGB / Component YPbPr
• SCART
• VIVO (Video In Video Out)
• DVI
• DMS-59 (Dual Monitor Soultion)
• HDMI / HDMI audio
• IEEE 1394 ("FireWire")
• Display port / mini display port / Thunderbolt
• 12-volt cigarette lighter power port
• Edison screw base (light bulb base)
• SATA / eSATA
• Fibre Channel